Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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