You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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