BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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