Plan B is the new Plan A
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So. Much. Porn.
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