just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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