I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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