words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
