so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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