arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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