it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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