Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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