And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
