Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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