i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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