Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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