dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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