Plan B is the new Plan A
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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