Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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