I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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