I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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