That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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