awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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