doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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