trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Shame is for Republicans.
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