I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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