a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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