porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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