I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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