I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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