he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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