can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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