Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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