i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
There r osticjed everywhere
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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