That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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