...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
