everyone is single if you try hard enough
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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