I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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