I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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