i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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