I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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