Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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