you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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