I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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