the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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