none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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