Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
