worst night to have a conscience
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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