Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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