i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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