Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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