Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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