nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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